Oh, watch him lie on his lounge, that old Aragón, that sharp fella. Covered in that velvet red robe of his, sipping idly from a cup of whiskey. There's a man you'd call a friend. There's a chap you'd call when there's trouble -- not because he can help, but he can stand there looking, make a witty quip.

You could kiss him, right now, but you won't. Because you know Aragón, that sharp fella. You know that cup looks like it's full of whiskey, but chances are, it's full of cum.

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idek

i feel nothing

my bf sent me something that's supposed to be heartbreaking and i felt nothing
*shrug*

So, Would Bang is finally out of the Featured Brox, which means I get to talk about it. And I fucking bromise to y’all, if you make a single “bro/bruh/breh/brah/brother/brotha/whatever iteration of the thing” comment in this blog, I’ll give up and cut off my nipples with a nail clipper in front of my neighbors. I’ll be crying. They’ll be screaming. There’ll be blood. The two girls on who live on H310 will probably high-five, as they hate my guts.

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Title's all there is to this, so just gonna skip over the explaining, and just give you a nice little bit to expect.

Tide Over:

Looking up, Naruto wasn’t surprised to see two holes in the ceiling, right as a pair of heads popped out.

Obito Uchiha looked around, before focusing on Naruto, as Nagato Uzumaki simply yawned.

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First, I have a new chapter of an old fave of mine!

Supernatural pony tales is back on air! Season 4! A tribute to my favorite author Stephen King.

If you are wondering why it's a little more silly...I'll explain in the author's notes.

Second...

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Disclaimer: I am not accusing Hasbro or DHX of anything. I just thought this was a highly amusing coincidence.

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It turned out better than I thought. Sure, we're 32nd place out of 38 teams, but that's ranking points, which as the judges said, don't actually reflect the performance of individual teams. Instead, its the scoring points that count, and apparently we've got a disproportionately large number of scoring points compared to ranking, which means that its actually the randomly selected allies that our team ended up being placed with.

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FUCK YOU, WRITER'S BLOCK!! YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaheheheheh....heh...

Yep, Ladies and Gents, I have beaten back the terrible writer's block! At least for now.

Over the weekend, I was able to complete one of my stories (until my editor suggested a possible extension), get some work done on AR2 stuff, but most importantly...

I FINISHED DRAFTING THE ENTIRE PLOTLINE OF HLW!!!

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I preemptively belittled this episode, thinking that it couldn't compare with its predecessor. I was wrong, because this episode is probably just as good. Here are my thoughts on this week's down-right hilarious episode, The One Where Pinkie Pie Knows.

Spoilers. You have been warned.

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guess what

a friend and i beat out the bots and snagged account ID 666,666

expect fics to go up there from said friend... soon™

I'm back from my holidays with my family! Regular posting will resume (and this means updating stories, too -- we're back on schedule). Now, on to the AMA and that interview...

Hm.

I mean, you can say many things about me, right? But you can’t say I lied. I talk a lot. I warned them that I would take a lot.

They didn’t listen.

I talked a lot.

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This is part two. See blog posts for part one. 2/7

“Elder, that’s… that’s not the end of the story!” Pringle whined. 

The Elder chuckled. “It’s the end of what you haven’t heard before.”

“Dungeon crawls are boring,” Joanne deadpanned, clicking away at her phone. 

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Haven't blogged anything since Little Big Trouble ended, anyways I'll cut to the chase:

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Hi everyone!

Just a quick announcement that, due to external circumstances such as a crippling writer's block regarding this story, I realized that I needed a fresh start with EL.

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This isn't gonna be easy is it?

~Denial at it's Finest~

My very first fic~ It's vulgar, it's crude, it does exactly what it wants, and what it wants to do is talk about Twilight's penis, a lot. It doesn't want Twilight's penis to do anything, it just wants to describe it's existence, and it does. Very bluntly, to the point. Rainbow gets killed twice whatever-

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So three weeks ago I set up a prompt contest, and I wanted to talk about that, because the entries were good and the comments hit the nail on the head, I think, for what I was talking about with prompts. Those comments and talking about prompts again will be in a followup blog post, after this one. Right now? I want to show off the entries I got, because they're pretty great and fantastic and deserve a little love.

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ok so actually i might delete this

but do u remember in like december or whatever when i said i had a kinda bf

well i broke up with him

yeah

*pretends to listen to single ladies by beyonce*

*actually watches downton abbey like the dweeb i am*

Heya, back again with a new chapter! Hope y'all enjoy this one! Was pretty rough getting it to a point where I'm happy with it! No, I'm not suspiciously using a lot of exclamation marks to seem overly happy for no apparent reason stop asking about it!

There's not much I can discuss here without flat-out just revealing what the chapter's about, so I'll talk about coming up with Meteorite's design. Here's something interesting: I'd never intended for her to be a pegasus.

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IN WHICH I TRY TO NOT BE DED
Greetings, true believers and hangers-on. It's been awhile. Have a music video from foreign-land.

Yuna (the screamer) is best girl. By coincidence this MV posted on my birthday. Anyway…

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Recently, Present Perfect shared a link to Meadowmood’s art/blog about how deaf or mute ponies might communicate, and it reminded me to finish this blog on communication.

Source

We’re gonna talk about communication! How people--and by extension, ponies--talk to each other.

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